daughter: mum do you know a singer called Justin Bieber?
me: oh god
me: I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME
daughter: what are you-
me: *pushes red emergency button, room flips upside down to reveal a room covered in Justin Bieber posters with a conference table and powerpoint presentation in the middle*
me: the first step to becoming a fan is KNOWING HIS STORY
daughter: mum wtf